What Do You Do with a Seasick Rhinoceros?

Share these awesome animal jokes with your kids today and enjoy some giggles, guffaws, and yes, probably a few groans from your own personal peanut gallery.

Q: What do you do with a seasick rhinoceros?

A: You get out of the way.

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Q: What is black and white and slowly turning blue?

A: A zebra in the Arctic.

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Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold?

A: An ice cap.

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Q: What underwater predator buys all your valuables?

A: A loan shark.

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Q: What does a whale call a bunch of fish swimming together?

A: A school lunch.

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Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite kind of exercise?

A: Hareobics.

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Q: What has antlers and likes to be outside when it’s wet?

A: A rain deer.

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Q: How much are a dozen skunks worth?

A: Twelve scents.

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Q: How much money is a herd of deer worth?

A: It depends on how many bucks are in it.

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Q: How do you stop rabbits from eating up your garden?

A: Spray them with hare remover.

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Q: How do skunks talk to each other?

A: On their smell phones.